|Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.|
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!
|Boys have fun by teasing girls then girls cry for a few minutes;|
And girls have fun by loving boys then boys cry for a lifetime!
|It is down right gross when two people start a conversation on your Facebook Status!|
|Boy: Can I confess something?|
Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen ?
.. Girl: Can I confess something as well?
Girl: This smile only exists because of you!
|Even the most powerful person is weaker in front of the most happiest person in the world.|
Have a happy weekend!